Afroman - Whack Rappers

this next song is dedicated to all whack rappers
and all the whack people who like and buy their whack music

i think you crazy if you like Jay-z
dont change clothes change the cd
Murphy Lee what the hook gonna be
cause you do need a hook and another beat
Jermaine Dupree, you know you wrong
fucked up Chingy's song

Afro-mother fuckin-M-A-N cant stand no mother fuckin Ying-Yang Twins
i think Lil John and the Eastside Boys is an ignorant, irritating bunch of noise
if you dont give a damn go on throw it out
if you dont give a damn go on throw it out
the window, up against the wall
laugh when the motherfucker falls
these fools cant rap at all

i never buy a tune
from the Neptunes
when they beat come on
i hope it go off soon
Fabolous, whats Fabolous about?
i think he terrible, music unbearable
rippin off Mase with that look on his face (oh man)
i rest my case

Kelis, wow, i hate her so much right now
my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
who gave her a record deal, oh my god!
Nas is in the video with Kelis
Jay-z's in the video with Beyonce
both of these rappers are whack
yet people talk smack about 40 Delefante
the music industry is usin the slang
and trying to play it off like they doing their thing

cmon Cameron, oh boy (oh boy), Dipset (Dipset), oh boy
how can you be from a city so black
and bust shitty lyrics thats whick whick whack(get back on Kelis)
oh yeah Kaelis, this is what i want you to do
get on your knees, face me,
i got a milkshake for you and its tasty
just like your album

Puff Daddy, enough already
now its P. Diddy still sound shitty
how can your group be called Da Band
no body plays an instrument man
i dont play B2K
R&B singers B2Gay (you know they broke up over money)
oh yeah, thats too bad, i dont care
i think its good, no doubt
they can stop putting all that bullshit out
like "what a girl want what a girl need
a fuckin job and a brand new hair weave
what a girl want what a girl need
a fuckin job and a brand new hair weave"
a bump bump bump
now thats all i wanna do
a bump bump bump
thats my song thats thats what i wrote down on the peice of paper
a bump bump bump
call up Puff Daddy ask him if he wants to do a verse with me

real pimps get down on the flow
but i dont see a hoe in the video
why is David Banner runnin from the clan
what happened to the bitches man
Cadillac on 22's why is David Banner takin off his shoes
its supposed to be about Cadillacs
not David Banner bringin dead people back
even though its all good
it might get misunderstood
damn skippy, mississippi is the hood
raps im writing up, i cant lighten up
until these whack ass rappers tightin up

Missy Elliot, she looks like Halle Berry, thats scary
her cd aint worth it
put you money in your pocket and reverse it
her cd aint worth it
put you money in your pocket and reverse it

Missy Elliot makes a bunch of bullshit
Missy Elliot makes a bunch of bullshit
Missy Elliot makes a bunch of bullshit
Missy Elliot makes a bunch of bullshit
Missy Elliot makes a bunch of bullshit

i cant stand her music going in my ear
if you like Missy Elliot get the fuck out of here
i cant stand her music going in my ear
if you like Missy Elliot get the fuck out of here

most rappers are whack just like the people they attract
most rappers are whack just like the people they attract
most rappers are whack just like the people they attract
most rappers are whack just like the people they attract

hey man, hey, look Trina's on tv
oh yeah, ooh she fine
hey homie, Trinas on tv, she cute
not when she rappin, press mute

and now we gonna play a single from the album weaveolution
even with her weave (even with a weave), i cant stand Eve(i cant stand Eve)
even with her weave (even with a weave), i cant stand Eve(i cantstandEve), harmonize
even with her weave, i cant stand Eve
even with her weave, i cant stand Eve

i cant stand Eve
thats what i said
she got a pin head
most peoples head is round
hers go up and down, like a peanut
she could be pretty
if her attitude wasnt so shitty
talkin bout "you tryin to come through the back door"
she aint got no back door
what she talkin smack fo'

male bashin with Mary J
like queen latifa she must be gay
in my radio you gets no play not today
what the fuck happened to MTV
why these whack people get to make a cd

i dont know man look at 50 Cent
he dont move his mouth when he rap man
he be rappin like Mike Tyson or somethin you know what im sayin
he dont move his mouth
(mumbling)
open your mouth
(more mumbling)
ill teach you how to stunt

teach me how to stunt?
they need to let me teach them how to roll a fat blunt
get high get drunk and take it easy
and stop making songs so cheesy
now Manny Fresh is actually fresh
and Juvenille, i like his style
but the worst rapper i ever heard man
is the whack ass mother fuckin Birdman
what about Silk the Shocker?
my name is Silk and ill shock you
ive jus been shocked by Silk the Shocker